Curious Chef
Foodhoroscopes! LOL
http://horoscopes.astrology.com/index/dailyfoodind
I ben giggling like mad to this, I nearly choked on my cookie.
This is mine for today:
You may be unpleasantly surprised if you calculate exactly how many calories you take in during the course of a day. It's okay if you're an Austrian body builder, but have you looked in the mirror lately? Eliminate all empty calories today before you find yourself the size of ... well ... Austria.
I showed it to FFrenzy and he said this: oh, and Austria is one of the smaller countries....with nice mountains and valleys.
So I will munch on my cookies, they are left over from my father inlaws birthday party and they where bought specially for me so they are a treat.
Foodhoroscopes! LOL
http://horoscopes.astrology.com/index/dailyfoodind
I ben giggling like mad to this, I nearly choked on my cookie.
This is mine for today:
You may be unpleasantly surprised if you calculate exactly how many calories you take in during the course of a day. It's okay if you're an Austrian body builder, but have you looked in the mirror lately? Eliminate all empty calories today before you find yourself the size of ... well ... Austria.
I showed it to FFrenzy and he said this: oh, and Austria is one of the smaller countries....with nice mountains and valleys.
So I will munch on my cookies, they are left over from my father inlaws birthday party and they where bought specially for me so they are a treat.
LOL! I just laid out chicken without even a vague idea of what to do with it...and my horoscope says:
Do your research before firing up the oven today. Creating meals with a half-assed idea of what you're doing is a recipe for disaster, as you could wind up cooking something people will hardly be able to keep down.
Truer words were never spoken...
Karen
Karen
ROFL! This is great! And mine coudn't ring more true.
Take a close look at your budget before splurging on dinner tonight. It could be embarrassing if your credit card is rejected and you didn't bring enough cash. Washing dishes may be the only way to pay that bill, and that's so bad for your hands.
What's funny, is that today at lunch, the credit card machine thingy couldn't connect and authorize my card..so I had to pay cash. Thankfully it wasn't much.
Then, tonight for dinner, I had some free coupons for some Southern style chicken sandwiches at McDs. What can be better than free? (Besides some decent service..I didn't even get greeted or acknowledged..much less asked if I wanted something more than the coupons I had..) After getting our sammies to go, we ate them at the hotel with the evening snack-buffet the hotel offers. Dinner was cheap! 
That's priceless to me..
"What can be better than free? (Besides some decent service..I didn't even get greeted or acknowledged.."
Lousy help and lack of anything better in the remote future is why I sold my restaurants.
I hav a WALLET full of "sorry we screwed up, next meal on us" cards in my wallet, and I'm scared to use them. They'll goof that up too.
All of mine are due to ordering a SAUSAGE mcMuffin, specifying NO EGG. and getting an Egg McMuffin just because the help thinks a Sausage mcMuffin is a special order.
Karen
Karen
Todays Foodscope:
"There'll be opposing sides to everything today. On the one end there'll be all things fatty and bad for you. On the other you'll find veggies, fruits and lots of healthy eats. You'll want to straddle that line today and put some Swiss cheese and mayo on that grilled chicken breast sandwich"
Argh I am going to get an eating disorder if I follow this one! Last time I ate to much empty calories!!
